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juanerecti0n:

hazzalovesboo:

bloodychickensandpigswithhair:

Not my photo, full credit to owner and discoverer of the cum marks. And yes, that is what those are. Those are not milk or glue marks, they are cum marks. Glue doesn’t leave marks like that. And neither does milk. I’ve seen cum on peoples’ pants before (yeah, I know…) and that’s exactly what it looks like. If it was just on one of their pants, I would’ve thought that person got laid by someone, but I wouldn’t be saying it’s Larry sex per se. However, both of them having the same mark at the same time, on the same leg? They fucked before coming out (no pun) and probably didn’t even realize it was there until after. If you spill milk on yourself, you notice it immediately and try to wipe it off with water. And milk leaves a wet mark, not white like that. And glue doesn’t leave a mark that looks like liquid. Glue dries up. Glue looks like it’s ON the pants, not IN the pants. Glue doesn’t get soaked in. Cum marks. Larry Stylinson quickie. Have these been the best couple of Larry weeks, or what???

management are shitting their pants right now.

Guess what, I looked it up, cum dries slightly yellow.

Guess what color it is.

Yeah…it’s slightly yellow.

I confirmed it using the eyedropper tool on photoshop.

Wow.

Bringing this back.

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